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I'm totally still NOT here, and I'm not checking my flist, and I'm now officially three (!!!) episodes behind on Supernatural, but I have a draft of my speech completed (fuckin' 850 words, no wonder it took me all day to write), and I just found this post at some dude's knitting blog and it's the funniest thing ever, so I just HAVE to link to it:

"You never think about how difficult it is to get your hands on a baby until you really need one in a hurry...."