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Title: I Wish You Would
Pairing: Don/Coop
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 900
Summary: Don has a habit.
Spoilers: none
Contains: a bit of swearing, a bit of drinking, and sexual content! And schmoop, frankly.
Notes: Written for cerealkiller0 and originally posted here at numb3rs_newyear.
Disclaimer: I don't own these characters, nor do I profit from their use here. This is only for fun.

( I wish you would )

Um. So...

I am not in this fandom! At all! I've never read a single fic! Never watched the show during their season! Know only the bare minimum about these people, and probably not even that!

But. Today is mercilynn's and my 3-year anniversary, and I wanted to give her a little something. So then this happened. I'm still not interested in the fandom! But I do think Kris Allen is pretty cute, okay.

Title: The Way You Shine
Pairing: Adam Lambert/Kris Allen
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Kris has a surprise for him.
Word Count: 360
Warnings: I don't think any apply? Let me know if I'm wrong.
Notes: Unbetaed. Title from Shawn Mullins. Also: I am not in this fandom. At all. Really.
Disclaimer: This is not based in anything near reality. I do not profit from this piece.

( He was born to shimmer, he was born to shine )

I'm posting this now because it was actually due yesterday, and so I want to get it up ASAP. I have to be honest, though, and say that I feel like this fic (and more specifically, this character swap) had a lot more potential than I fulfilled in this version. This was my first week of classes at a new school, so I'll blame that and hope to do better next time. :-)

ALSO, I am taking votes! In the ~sequel~ (which may or may not ever be written), should Alan start dating Ian or Millie?? :-D

Title: Just Another Day
Pairing/Characters: Colby/Charlie, Ian, Millie, Don
Characters switched: Ian and Millie
Rating: PG-13
Summary: He'd heard the stories about Mildred Finch, of her amazing tracking and sniping skills.
Word Count: 1044
Spoilers: 3x09 "Waste Not" and 2x09 "Toxin"
Warnings: none
Notes: Unbetaed. I took extreme liberties with twisting canon for my own nefarious purposes, including combining episodes from two different seasons (heh), so... please forgive me.
Challenge: numb3rsficathon Trading Places (Role Reversal)
Disclaimer: I don't own these characters, nor do I profit from their use here. This is only for fun.

( Finch. Millie Finch. )

I can't lie, after I finished this I started to worry that since the only slash I've been reading lately has been Jonas Brothers, this might read more like a 16-year-old crushing on his brother than anything else. BUT, mercilynn read through it and she didn't mention anything like that, so... (Maybe she was just being nice).

Title: You May Be Right
Pairing/Characters: Don/Coop, Coop/OFC, OCs
Rating: R
Summary: He can't stop thinking about it, about what people see when they look at him and Don.
Word Count: 1108
Spoilers: 1x13 "Man Hunt"
Warnings: none
Notes: Kind of silly. Pre-series. I can't remember anymore which song I stole the title from.
Prompt: "In Plain Sight" for the eppes_slash fic challenge.
Disclaimer: I don't own these characters (except for OCs), nor do I profit from their use here. This is only for fun.

( You May Be Right )

Sooo... Today is mercilynn's birthday! This is for her. It's kind of ONLY for her, not because she is greedy and refuses to share it, but because it takes place in an as-yet-unwritten AU that she and I have created, and so I'm not really sure anyone else will understand it. Obviously you are welcome to try, though! But yeah, that's one reason I'm not crossposting this. Because I'm too lazy to explain the background.

Um. The prompt she gave me was Don/Megan, Coop/Colby, "Cherry." I sort of deviated from those pairings to fit the AU, but they're still present, I just... added some more. Haha, okay.

Title: She Got The Way To Groove Me
Pairings: various elements of Don/Megan, Coop/Megan, Colby/Charlie, and Coop/Colby
Rating: PG-15
Summary: If he's being honest, Coop would probably get along pretty well with Don under different circumstances.
Word Count: 253
Spoilers: none, except for our unwritten AU, haha.
Notes/Warnings: Title from Cherry, Cherry by Neil Diamond, which incidentally is totally Coop's song for him and Megan. Unbetaed. Kind of cracky. Possibly incomprehensible.
Prompt: Cherry
Disclaimer: I don't own these characters, nor do I profit from their use here. This is only for fun.

( Ah, I love the way that you do me/Cherry, babe, you really get to me )

Don't worry, I'm stopping after this, I swear. Yeah, okay, I lied. Sorry.

Title: A Little Closer
Pairing: Coop/Charlie
Rating: G
Summary: "Guess you miscalculated that 'shortcut,' Professor."
Word Count: 100
Spoilers: none
Notes/Warnings: Unbetaed.
Prompt: #199 "Inside" at numb3rs100
Disclaimer: I don't own these characters, nor do I profit from their use here. This is only for fun.

( A Little Closer )

Internet still broken. Posting from school. (During a break, obviously. Because posting gay almost-porn in class would be WRONG. Duh.)

Apparently I'm losing my touch because the one guess I got for numb3rs_newyear was that I wrote the fic that mercilynn actually wrote (ALTHOUGH, I did BETA it, so perhaps I left my essence on it somehow... HMM, that didn't come out how I wanted it to. :-/) Anyway, this is the one I actually wrote:

(Obviously I folded like a cheap deck of cards and confessed to Ash that I'd written it, like an hour after the post went up, hahaha. And then it turned out she wrote mine and it was all very funny. Whee.)

Please forgive me if this is crappy or whatever. I stayed up till like 5 AM writing it and it's totally unbetaed, so let me know if you catch any mistakes. This is ALSO the longest fic I've ever posted, I believe! Yay.

She didn't beta it, but I do want to thank elysium1996 for listening to me angst about getting this written, and offering her advice. ♥

Title: *Bleep* Mountain!
Pairing: Don/Coop, brief mention of past Don/OFC and Don/OMC
Rating: hard R
Word count: 2650
Warnings: Spoilers for episode 1x13 Man Hunt.
Summary: Don and Cooper take a vacation.
Author's Note: Part of the prompt was "water slide," which Disneyland doesn't have, so I hope that a ride on Splash Mountain will suffice. The point was to get them wet, right? ;-) I apologize if this gets slightly angsty in places. It's Don Eppes, what can you do? Title inspired by GOB Bluth. Written for numb3rs_newyear and originally posted here.

( But check your lease, man. Because you're living in *Bleep* City. )

Man, the Almost Totally Random Numb3rs Pairing Generator is really forcing me to expand my horizons, pairings-wise. First Ian/Amita, now this. Fun times.

Title: Bound
Pairing: David/Charlie
Rating: NC-17
Summary: The silk tied around his wrists is loose enough that Charlie knows he could slip free if he wanted to.
Word Count: 100
Spoilers: None
Notes/Warnings: Light kink. Pretty much unbetaed, but thanks to mercilynn for attempting to help me with my run-on sentence (even though I ended up ignoring her advice) and for the title.
Prompt: "No touching" from the random pairing generator and "Muscle" at numb3rs100.
Disclaimer: I don't own these characters, nor do I profit from their use here. This is only for fun. I am fully aware that Cheryl would faint in shock and disgust if she read this.

( time of my life )

Title: See The One Beside You
Pairing: Jared Padalecki/Jensen Ackles (could be considered pre-slash)
Rating: PG-13 for one swear word.
Summary: They say his name and he can only sit there at first.
Word Count: 100
Spoilers: None.
Prompt: 19. Dedication at drabble123.
Notes/Warnings: Somewhat unbetaed. Title from Time Will Do The Talking by Patty Griffin.
Disclaimer: I do not own Jensen or Jared. This is all fake, made up purely for fun.

( Can you see the one beside you/Who's been standin' there all along )