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Um, okay, so this is kind of lame, but... Right now, it's still technically the 19th, in my time zone (which is the same as Jared's, yeah? Heh.) SO, even though really this isn't finished (meaning, the porn hasn't been written yet), I'm going to post what is written now, even though it's kind of short, and if all goes absolutely beautifully, I'll write the rest tomorrow and be able to post it. And just so you know, this doesn't break off in mid-sentence or anything. The one person who looked at this part said it could stand on its own, so you shouldn't be scared to read it. Just, um, hopefully you can look forward to porn soon.

I kind of want to delete everything I just wrote. Oh well.

Happy Birthday Jared!!! I wish you nothing but the best, sugar. *smooches*


Title: One For Every Year (part 1/2)
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: this part, PG. Later on, R or NC-17.
Summary: Jared likes presents.
Word Count: ~430
Spoilers: None. Unless you didn't know today was Jared's birthday! Oops.
Notes/Warnings: Unbetaed. Kind of silly. Should be continued. Written for Miss wendy, who gave me the prompt, "Jensen and Jared share drunk kisses during Jared's birthday celebration." This is not really that fic, but it's what I was inspired to write, so. *shrugs* Incidentally, you may notice that this is only the second time I've posted RPS... and it's the second time I've written it for wendy. Coincidence? I think not.
Disclaimer: I don't own Jensen or Jared; they own themselves. Unless Jared got lucky this didn't really happen.

( I have a present for you )

I still kind of want to write "Dean wears a candy necklace and drives Sam crazy with it," or even "Sam contemplates buying Jess an engagement ring," but this is not either of those stories. Sorry.

Title: Until It Sleeps
Pairing/Characters: Dean, Sam, Jo, baby. No pairing (could be interpreted as slight Dean/Jo, if you read it through your 'shipper-tinted glasses).
Rating: PG
Summary: The first week she spends arguing with him as he urges her to go home; he loses every fight.
Word Count: ~800
Spoilers: None, other than Jo's existence.
Prompt/Challenge: "Jewelry" at spn_dailylife.
Notes/Warnings: Um. I almost feel like I should apologize for this fic. I don't know. It barely fits the prompt, and it sort of feels rough and unfinished to me, but... I still kind of like it. I hope somebody else will, too. Cross-posted at spn_dailylife. Betaed by the amazingly helpful emmademarais, but I didn't show it to her after the second draft, so it's not her fault if it's still no good. ;-) Title from Metallica.
Disclaimer: I don't own these characters. I'm playing with them for fun, not profit.

( And the pain still hates me/So hold me, until it sleeps )

Okay. So, neur0vanity is being kind enough to design a layout for my new Numb3rs het comm, and her original version, at least, was quite purple. I thought, wow, I should write her a little something to show my appreciation!

This is not that little something. This was going to be that little something, but as soon as I got about four sentences in I went, OMG I can't OFFER this to somebody, it's CRACK. neur0vanity deserves something a thousand times better than this. But it made me laugh, so I decided to post it anyway. You guys don't have to read it, I won't mind. :-)

Anyway, there's the backstory. "Purple." Also, I had just taken a bio test, and I'm thinking maybe that made me a little crazy or something. Heh.

Oh! I just realized I have the perfect song to post here OMG!!! hee. Start Wearing Purple - Gogol Bordello

( All your sanity and wits, they will all vanish. (~240 words, gen, PG) )